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Nanotech revolution inside the iPhone! Dolphin review! Phone under-water!

by Sniffer | posted on 29 June 2007

Apple (reports "America's Finest News Source") is set to release the much-hyped iPhone today. So naturally, today's bulletin on the Onion reveals "some of its most highly anticipated features."

Nanotechnology enables it to reassemble itself when thrown against wall
Exclusive link to Google Street View so you can watch yourself using your iPhone at all times
Takes Polaroids
When moved from hand to ear, makes Lightsaber sound effects
Prominent Apple logo
Reproduces through asexual budding
Has way, way more PRAM than the last thingy
Comes with an iPhone hat, so people know you own an iPhone during the brief periods you're not using it

Don't miss the bulletin on "re-inventing the iPhone" which came out earlier this year, utterly scooping the rest of us.

And what about Flappy the Dolphin, and his early review?

Hey! I'm sure this is all kosher...